22 of the Most Outrageous Things Karl Lagerfeld Has Ever Said

The world according to Karl Lagerfeld is one we know well, thanks to the designer's frequent one-liners, ruminations on just about anything, and general penchant for honesty above all else. The designer has become as notorious for his candid, and sometimes controversial, interviews as he has for his work at Chanel and Fendi. In the past year alone, Lagerfeld has kept tongues wagging with a supermarché-themed Fall 2014 show, a bizarre film titled Fashion Machine, Kristen Stewart's debut Chanel campaign, and a far-flung show schedule that included both Dallas and Dubai. If anyone can keep us on our toes, it's the Kaiser.

 

In honor of Lagerfeld's 81st birthday, we're celebrating with some of our favorite Karl-isms, a zany mix of the most outrageous and the most colorful things he has said (so far).

Victoria Beckham's Closet's Up For Grabs - Right Now

Let it not be said that Victoria Beckham isn't generous with her extensive closet. The designer made a big announcement on Twitter early this morning that over 600 of her pieces are now being auctioned up at The Outnet.

And, Victoria is cleaning out her walk-in for a great cause: mothers2mothers, her charity of choice, which she announced back in early August.

If her last charity sale was any indication, the expectations were high for a major haul. And the designer certainly lived up to her end of the bargain, when she announced on Instagram that her 2003 MTV Movie Awards Dolce & Gabbana dress and a fierce Roberto Cavalli mini are among the 10 items included in the Going, Going, Gone reverse auction (where prices will reduce by a fixed amount every 30 minutes).

All of the excitement led us to dream big about the garments that we'd raise a paddle to bid on. So, we took a look back at some of Victoria Beckham's most memorable wardrobe moments. Scroll on to see them all, and whether or not they made the cut. And then start shopping while you can — the auction will be live on The Outnet from now until August 25.

— Additional reporting by Sarah Wasilak

Source: Instagram user victoriabeckham

Victoria Beckham's Dolce & Gabbana Gown

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Remember this iconic corseted dress from the 2003 MTV Movie Awards? It will be up for grabs on August 21 as part of the Going, Going, Gone reverse auction. The designer posted a throwback Instagram of the design to promote the piece.

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Victoria Beckham's Roberto Cavalli Minidress

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Fans went wild for this giraffe-print number, which was one of the first pieces to sell this morning.

Source: Bauer-Griffin Online

Victoria Beckham's Spice Girls Costumes

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What we really, really want are throwback ensembles like this quintessentially '90s gold tube dress.

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Versace Crystal-Embellished Chiffon Minidress

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Versace Crystal-Embellished Chiffon Minidress ($1,331)

Victoria Beckham's Fur-Trimmed Dress

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How sweet would it be to have this retro cocktail dress in your closet?

Source: Getty / Suhaimi Abdullah

Giambattista Valli Embellished Twill Dress

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Giambattista Valli Embellished Twill Dress ($998)

Victoria Beckham's Sunglasses Collection

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The woman can sure throw shade — and we'd do the same were we to get our hands on her extensive collection, which includes these sophisticated aviators.

Source: Getty / Jeff Vespa

Dolce & Gabbana Stretch-Satin and Jacquard Dress

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While her eyewear has already sold out, thankfully, Victoria included many of her sleek LBDs.

Dolce & Gabbana Stretch-Satin and Jacquard Dress ($915)

Victoria Beckham's Day Dresses

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We mean, how cool does Mrs. Becks look in her monochromatic red? We'll take the heels, the dress, and you can throw in the watch.

Source: Getty / Alessio Botticelli

Maria Grachvogel One-Shoulder Satin Minidress

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You want monochromatic red, you've got it.

Maria Grachvogel One-Shoulder Satin Minidress ($915)

Vera Wang Metallic Leather Sandals

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Vera Wang Metallic Leather Sandals ($491)

Victoria Beckham's Royal Wedding Ensemble

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Who cares about Princess Beatrice's fascinator? The day Prince William and Kate Middleton said "I do," we only had eyes for Victoria's sleek style.

Source: Getty / Danny Martindale

Roberto Cavalli Sequined Jersey-Crepe Dress

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Roberto Cavalli Sequined Jersey-Crepe Dress ($915)

Gucci Patent-Leather Sandals

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Gucci Patent-Leather Sandals ($582)

Victoria Beckham Costume Piece Glitter-Finished Sandals

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Victoria Beckham Costume Piece Glitter-Finished Suede and Perspex Sandals ($491)

Victoria Beckham's Wedding Gown

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Speaking of nuptials, we can't help but admire the style icon's out-of-the-box wedding reception choice. And if they could throw David Beckham along with the purchase, this would be one splurge we'd willingly make.

Source: Instagram user victoriabeckham

Maria Grachvogel Satin-Crepe Gown

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While it's not purple, this would be one totally sexy (and racy!) take on an wedding gown.

Maria Grachvogel Satin-Crepe Gown ($1,996)

Dolce & Gabbana Printed Stretch Silk-Chiffon Set

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Dolce & Gabbana Printed Stretch Silk-Chiffon Set ($1,248)

Roberto Cavalli Studded Suede Skirt